Maybe it's not my weekend.
Jack: Is Trace Cyrus here tonight?
Alex: We can only hope. He's here in spirit shaking it.
Jack: Weird, we can make fun of him now because we're not on tour with him!
Alex: If I touch it like...this, will you touch it like...that? If I do it like...this, would you do it like...that? Do you see what I did there!?
Jack: That song's about butt sex, isn't it.
Alex: What's the most important advice your mother gave you?
Zack: My mom said, "Wrap it up".
Rian: Your penis or life in general? The advice my mom gave me was, "Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy".
Alex: If my mom ever said that to me, I would throw up.
Jack: We have a big sign that says that on the bus. We need to have it there to remind us because sometimes we're just too drunk to remember.
Rian: Like when we're having alleged fivesomes.
Jack: Dammit, that didn't happen!